Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Let's Lighten Up!


My elder nephew announced the other day that he'd created his own Blog! I was amazed when I saw it. He came out with stuff I'd never dreamed he would. A chip off the old block! One thing he's still got is a good sense of humour! He theorised that The Hobbits in "The Lord of The Rings" might be Gay! As I said to him, Frodo must have sailed West to San Francisco then. Maybe it should be "Lord of The Rims"! Probably they talked in "rimming slang"! As for Rimmer on "Red Dwarf", well good thing he didn't live up to his name! Myself I'm not even cheerful (see earlier posts!!!), and I only learnt about rimming on Google when some DJ or comedian died of hepatitis or whatever allegedly through.... Actually I've said some very nasty things on past posts yet nobody has commented. Does anyone ever read these bloody things? Might get my nephew to take a look. Time to watch Jeremy Kyle! Now there's a joker for you. "Get off your backside, stop having unprotected sex with kids having kids, draw a line in the sand and set the bar higher, and go and get a job! 'I already have!' It's my name on the wall so button it and wind your neck in! Oh, he's gone and done one! Wonder why."

Oh and I forgot, my short term something or other isn't too er these days. I'm not a Perfectionist: like Jeremy I aim much higher! If you can walk across a field "Perfectly", maybe it's time to start running. The End.

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